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"UGSLASH WUZ GOOD CHIEF. SHARP SWORD, STRONG AXE.

UGSLASH WUZ VERY UGLY:

HAVE ONE EAR, TWO BROKE FINGERS, THREE BIG SCARS.

UGSLASH WUZ GREAT AN POWERFULL FIGHTER:

CAPTURE FOUR HUMAN HOMES, FIVE ELF SLAVES, SLAY SIX GIANTS.

UGSLASH WUZ VERY BRAVE:

FOUGHT SEVEN ORCISH MEN.

UGSLASH DIE YOUNG:

HAD SEVEN ORC WIVES."

-Ballad of Ugslash (Orcish Counting Song) [Recounted by Waaug to Octavius Capo Thundertone]